Random Thoughts While on the Treadmill
- Why are there so many men using elliptical machines? Aren't those really for women? (They are in my book.)
- How come most of the men in here are shorter than 6 feet; and a large portion of them barely 5 ft?* Is it only short(er) guys who want to be buff?
- Damn, the women in here look better than the men--fitness-wise at least.**
- Except wait, why are all of them orange? Maybe having a tanning bed in a gym is a bad idea.
- So, what time do all of the attractive people work out? Clearly it's not now.***
- This gym is actually jamming with its music; too bad it's not loud enough. [puts headphones back on]
- I am way too siced that wheel of fortune is on; "I'd like to solve the puzzle."
- I'm getting bored, maybe I should run faster. [ups the speed on the treadmill]
- This Nicki Minaj and Gucci "Shopaholic" cranks
- Running up hill is no joke... time to slow it down...wait not yet.
- I should blog about these random thoughts I'm having.
- Did that dude just look at my butt? Seriously? LMAO
- ok, ok, ok, slowing the pace down now.
- [Answers BBM from Loe; arranges distance workout partners plan]
- Wow, I've been at this for almost 40 minutes? I could go all night...or 5 more minutes O_o
I think there were more, but now that I've showered and I am hungry, etc, etc, etc, I can't recall.
*no offense
** I later saw some eye-candy of note and so, this statement has less force. Nonetheless, I thought it on the treadmill.
***Apparently they come in around 8. Note to self.
In other news, Fitness Goal Update: Down like 2-3 lbs. Measured body fat and got a 19.8 reading. Pretty sure that's inaccurate as I was 25% 2-3lbs ago and 2-3lbs is less than 5% of my body weight. Will do another reading tomorrow after I've rested and see what's good.
Totally Unrelated: I CAN NOT get this song out of my head. It's sooo frickin' catchy. Shouts out to my baby sis for putting me on to Lady Gaga :) "Don't call my name, don't call my name, Alejandro..." WHO? LMAO.
K, that's all. Bye.
LOL. LOL. Loved this.
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