Sunday, June 20, 2010

I wrote a poem. Wanna hear it? Here it goes...


There was once a girl who renounced swine
And stopped eating meat of all kinds
But when her aunt proffered
The girl ate was offered
Now she feels like her stomach's entwined
[in a knot]

The moral of the story: People who don't eat meat SHOULD NOT EAT MEAT. Never.  No matter how good it smells or looks or even tastes. Never. Just. Don't. Do. It.  Seriously.  It's so not worth it. Seriously.

Ok. That's all I had to say.  Been living the sedentary lifestyle this week so I have no good tidings of Sick Bod info to recite.  Right now I just feel sick. BLAH.

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Endorphins are a beautiful thing... or "Random Thoughts While on the Treadmill"

I've had a busy day today.  Exercised my mind and my body.  Mind: Too long studying Civil Procedure--everything goes back to the beginning; and when I say beginning I mean 1L year.  Right.  Body: 4 mile run--ok jog--on the treadmill.  And yes that distance on the treadmill is generally excruciatingly boring on any normal day.  But on today, this evening, June 1, 2010, that run was less boring since the earlier 10 hours of my day were spent exercising my mind as above referenced; Mind exercise generally requires sitting still and silent.  Right.  And now I'm feeling full of energy, which I owe all to endorphins.  And because of that, I will share with you my random thoughts while sweating it out on my 4 mile run...jog...whatever.

Random Thoughts While on the Treadmill

  • Why are there so many men using elliptical machines? Aren't those really for women? (They are in my book.)
  • How come most of the men in here are shorter than 6 feet; and a large portion of them barely 5 ft?*  Is it only short(er) guys who want to be buff?
  • Damn, the women in here look better than the men--fitness-wise at least.**
  • Except wait, why are all of them orange?  Maybe having a tanning bed in a gym is a bad idea.
  • So, what time do all of the attractive people work out?  Clearly it's not now.***
  • This gym is actually jamming with its music; too bad it's not loud enough.  [puts headphones back on]
  • I am way too siced that wheel of fortune is on; "I'd like to solve the puzzle."
  • I'm getting bored, maybe I should run faster. [ups the speed on the treadmill]
  • This Nicki Minaj and Gucci "Shopaholic" cranks
  • Running up hill is no joke... time to slow it down...wait not yet.
  • I should blog about these random thoughts I'm having.
  • Did that dude just look at my butt?  Seriously? LMAO
  • ok, ok, ok, slowing the pace down now.
  • [Answers BBM from Loe; arranges distance workout partners plan]
  • Wow, I've been at this for almost 40 minutes?  I could go all night...or 5 more minutes O_o
I think there were more, but now that I've showered and I am hungry, etc, etc, etc, I can't recall.  

*no offense
** I later saw some eye-candy of note and so, this statement has less force.  Nonetheless, I thought it on the treadmill.
***Apparently they come in around 8. Note to self. 

In other news, Fitness Goal Update: Down like 2-3 lbs.  Measured body fat and got a 19.8 reading.  Pretty sure that's inaccurate as I was 25% 2-3lbs ago and 2-3lbs is less than 5% of my body weight.  Will do another reading tomorrow after I've rested and see what's good.

Totally Unrelated: I CAN NOT get this song out of my head.  It's sooo frickin' catchy. Shouts out to my baby sis for putting me on to Lady Gaga :) "Don't call my name, don't call my name, Alejandro..." WHO?  LMAO.

K, that's all. Bye.